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ceesquatch:

when an animal doesn’t like me it really impacts my self esteem 

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foreveralone-lyguy:

I feel like we’ve all known a girl in elementary school that was obsessed with horses

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weaselmittens:

Blood type: $$$

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burning-young:

girls on their periods

I will never not reblog this.

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bombhills-notcountries:

I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard hahahah

bombhills-notcountries:

I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard hahahah

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flomation:

Farts are the ghosts of the food we eat

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Convo I just had with my dad

  • Dad: hey I'm gonna go grocery shopping do you need anything?
  • Me: uuuhhh....
  • Me: contemplates wether or not I should ask him to get me pads since I need them desperately
  • Dad: anything at all?
  • Me: uh... Yeah.... Can you get me some pads
  • Dad: Sure
  • Me: Are you serious? Wouldn't you be embarrassed?
  • Dad: Natalie, I'm a 56 year old man who has been buying pads for your mother for over 20 years. No I'm not embarrassed.
  • Me: But I thought guys get squirmish when we ask them to buy this stuff for us
  • Dad: boys are squirmish. Men will step out and buy you as many pads and tampons as you need. A man will understand that you cannot control your cycle and that this is a natural bodily process. So, if you ever find a guy who's too embarrassed to buy you pad just bleed on everything he owns.
  • Me: OMG DAD

aladdinvevo:

i think im in like like with you

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doctor-orpheus:

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ PRAISE VIRTUAL BOYヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

doctor-orpheus:

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ PRAISE VIRTUAL BOYヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

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vantasly:

but when did i start saying ‘yo’ unironically

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The Producers (2005)

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plasticbagvevo:

plasticbagvevo:

lady gaga? why not gentleman gaga? end racism now!

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augustetheconsultingmeddler:

A version of Sherlock’s Theme I made, played from samples of hitting and ringing a wine glass.

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This is amazeballs!

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com-humor:

me in 20 years

com-humor:

me in 20 years

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