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dolphinboy420:

hey girl are u from china because im china get the hell away from you

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instahot:

you know that quiet girl in class?

yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr

(via pizza)

itslarsyouguys:

YOU’RE a baby

I’M a baby

WE CAN BE BABIES TOGETHER

(Source: dongwoon, via jkimisyellow)

vinebox:

The white person at the end of the scary movie

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lamegirl93:

what if your stick figure drawings are hyper-realist drawings in an alternate universe of stick people

(Source: versacegrl, via pizza)

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

(via books-cats-nd-spn)

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snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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(via human)

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wendyandmarvin:

Are you kidding me. Are you freaking KIDDING me. Fifteen years we’ve been speculating on why Red gave up being Champion to live all the way out on godforsaken Mt. Silver, and as it turns out, it had nothing to do with him being a mysterious loner, or wanting to challenge himself, or getting stronger, or escaping any old demons from his past.

NOPE. As it turns out, Mt. Silver was just the only place on the goddamn map where Red could find 880 lbs. of food every day to feed his greedy fucking Snorlax. That’s all. That’s it. Mystery solved.

There are not words for how done I currently am with this series. Fuck it. I give up. Done. I’m out.

(Source: manolizer)

coconutoil97:

STOP!!!!!

coconutoil97:

STOP!!!!!

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h0llo:

I don’t really forgive people I just pretend like its ok and wait for my opportunity to destroy them

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