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Someone please explain this

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HOW THE 3 DOLPHIN ARE YOU??
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HOW THE 3 FIN ARE YOU??
HOW THE SHARK 3 ARE YOU??
I’M NOT GETTING IT AND IT’S AGGRAVATING ME

You’re too young

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dildosoup:

Someone please explain this

No one explain it

Took me a second

HOW THE 3 DOLPHIN ARE YOU??

HOW THE FLIPPER TRIO ARE YOU???

HOW THE 3 FIN ARE YOU??

HOW THE SHARK 3 ARE YOU??

I’M NOT GETTING IT AND IT’S AGGRAVATING ME

You’re too young

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before you do something please ask yourself “is this something that steve rogers would do” and if it isn’t, don’t do it

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that’s the spirit!

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Duende

A mom (Argentina) captures a strange creature while filming her son. She believes it to be a Duende, which is a fairy or goblin-like creature from Latin American or Filipino folklore.

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thats the lil linebacker from madden

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waiting for the “steal her look” trend to die down

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my anaconda don’t
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my anaconda don’t want none unless you are fiscally responsible and mature enough to take care of yourself

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angelclark:

5-Year-Old With Autism Paints Stunning Masterpieces 

utism is a poorly-understood neurological disorder that can impair an individual’s ability to engage in various social interactions. But little 5-year-old Iris Grace in the UK is an excellent example of the unexpected gifts that autism can also grant – her exceptional focus and attention to detail have helped her create incredibly beautiful paintings that many of her fans (and buyers) have likened to Monet’s works.

Little Iris is slowly learning to speak, whereas most children have already begun to speak at least a few words by age 2. Along with speech therapy, her parents gradually introduced her to painting, which is when they discovered her amazing talent.

“We have been encouraging Iris to paint to help with speech therapy, joint attention and turn taking,” her mother, Arabella Carter-Johnson, explains on her website. “Then we realised that she is actually really talented and has an incredible concentration span of around 2 hours each time she paints. Her autism has created a style of painting which I have never seen in a child of her age, she has an understanding of colours and how they interact with each other.”

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doodlemancy:

I get pumped around the end of August. WHAT YOU ARE SEEING IS RESTRAINT

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disowns:

when he giving good dick and suddenly pulls out

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vinegod:

When you trip and your spaghetti falls out your pocket by KingBach

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why i need feminism

lizziemcganja:

"whore" before the 1800s: a prostitute

"whore" in the 1900s: a woman that is promiscuous 

"whore" in the 2000s: a woman

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When you get shouted at for accidentally doing something bad

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